Fri
Apr
10
CONTACTS!!
- Jaedi: Mummy!! Do you like my pretty green contacts??
- Mum: (Looks Closer)
- Jaedi: Well???.........
- Mum: Look in the light..
- Jaedi: (Looks Up)
- Mum: Ewww... they're gross
- Jaedi: Ahh!! No!! They're Amazing and I'm BEAUTIFUL!
- Mum: If you think that then why did you ask?
- Jaedi: Your only supposed to do what your told!! Bad Mum!!
- Mum: Ughh... go away and peel that plastic off your eyes!
- Jaedi: Your Jealous!
- Mum: No my eyes are green naturally!
- Jaedi: Look in the light!
- Mum: (Looks up)
- Jaedi: HAH! They're gross and there's nothing you can do about it cos they're NATURAL!
- Mum: We should have sent you to a military camp......
