Am COMPLETE fail as an ANOREXIC….
So, as you may or may not know…..
I started trying to eat healthy in an effort to fit in with the Orange anorexic natives of Sydney, this means little to no bread, little to no sugar and lots of freaking salad……
So today the day started off very well, I drank my up and go (Woo hoo two weet-bix!!) Maybe I should only drink half of it, thats one weetbix…. ohhh thats like a full weetbix, maybe I should only have a quarter of it, that way one carton will last me four days and I will definitely get MEGA skinny REAAAAL quick……..
Then I got a Subway for lunch, but no bread so really I got a salad…. then I had a yoghurt. Woo hoo skinny right?
Then I completely lost the plot and had 2 cheeseburgers… felt guilty for like a second and then decided I would have to do this properly or be the fat one for once.. Ughhhh..
Well, then the staff meeting began and we went to Toscanis and got Wedges, I ate like a million of them, drank a lemon lime and bitters and then decided to go home… on the bus home I decided that I was going to be healthy again…….
I walked in the door and opened the fridge…..
On the left there are Vanilla Up and Go’s………
On the Right there is leftover butter chicken (from previous fat life)…..
What do I eat??
The Butter chicken right???
WRONG!!
I ate both!!! MWHAHAAHAH!!
Am complete failure as weight loss guru……
Would be hypocritical of me to write a self help book…..
Pete Wentz will just have to accept me as I am….. A FAT WHALE…..
Because You Jaedi… Sos Una Bellena Gorda!!!
(I think that means You are a fat whale… I don’t know.. My spanish teachers been slacking off!!)
Xx Jaedi
