NOOOOOO F**KING WAYYYYY……..
OKAY…..
SO THE BEYONCE KNOWLES SEDUCTION DANCE WORKED….
SHE SANG TO ME, SANG MY NAME TO EVERYONE IN THE CROWD, TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME TWICE AND GAVE ME HER TOWEL…….. WE DANCED TOGETHER TO EVERY SONG AND EVERYONE GOT SHITTY COS IT WAS JUST ME AND HER!!
HAHAHAHAHA!! EVERYONE I KNOW HATES ME SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW, BUT FML I FEEL AMAZING….
NO SHAZ, I’M LIKE MEGA CELEBRITY NOW, HAHAHA, WE MUST GO TO LADY GAGA….
SHUT UP I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED….
AS SOON AS I GET THE VIDEO, WE MUST ALL WATCH IT AND WORSHIP THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS BEYONCE…..
OH YEAH AND JESSICA MAUBOY IS STILL A MESS AND I THINK FLO RIDA WAS THERE…. MEH
I HAVE TO GO DIE NOW COS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! Xxxxxxxxxxxx