September 2009
8 posts
Beyonce...
Beyonce A.K.A ‘THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS’ has ridiculously said in an interview that she is a fan of Jessica Mauboy, she obviously has not seen Jessica perform, or up close in real life like I have, or she would withdraw that statement immediately….. Mauboy is ridiculous…. Burn A.K.A Mauboy’s ONE Redeeming factor is not… Xx Jaedi
Sep 24th
OH AND..........
Yes, I KNOW Caramel Highlights seemed like an excellent idea at the time, but now we can all see that they are ridiculous and also that they are present in a foto that i will probably keep for the rest of my life… FML FML FML! RIDICULOUS!! Xx
Sep 20th
Sep 20th
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NOOOOOO F**KING WAYYYYY........
OKAY….. SO THE BEYONCE KNOWLES SEDUCTION DANCE WORKED…. SHE SANG TO ME, SANG MY NAME TO EVERYONE IN THE CROWD, TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME TWICE AND GAVE ME HER TOWEL…….. WE DANCED TOGETHER TO EVERY SONG AND EVERYONE GOT SHITTY COS IT WAS JUST ME AND HER!! HAHAHAHAHA!! EVERYONE I KNOW HATES ME SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW, BUT FML I FEEL AMAZING…. NO SHAZ, I’M LIKE MEGA...
Sep 20th
OMFG
shazsays: jaedi: shazsays: jaedi: Oh hey everyone…… Yes I am still alive, here is an update: - I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about. - Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’ - I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing ...
Sep 17th
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Thinking....
Okay, so I like love tumblr again, except I am soo useless at keeping it updated, heres more stuff thats happened since shaz’s birthday (I KNOW FOREVER AGO) - FML The hairdresser at stfans ruined my hair, I now have this like golden feral foil streak shit in my hair… I must die immediately - Im still at Supre and am now known as ‘The Supre Dude’.. FML I was supposed to be...
Sep 17th
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OMFG
shazsays: jaedi: Oh hey everyone…… Yes I am still alive, here is an update: - I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about. - Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’ - I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing - Oh yeah I’m a...
Sep 17th
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OMFG!
Oh hey everyone…… Yes I am still alive, here is an update: - I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about. - Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’ - I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing - Oh...
Sep 17th
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May 2009
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April 2009
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Apr 19th
Home :)
shazzyfizzle: Got home about an hour ago… Work was an epic FAIL! hahahaha no really it was. Jaedi and I planned to close early but then some larger than average sales meant that we had to stay open all day. FAIL - on the plus side Jaedi bought me a hot chocolate :D THANKS MAN! I pretty much caught some girls stealing but they refused to show me their bags and there wasn’t much I could do....
Apr 16th
HAPPY EASTER MOLES!
Oh my god, I don’t want to go to work tomorrow… Everyone come shopping at Springfield tomorrow so Shaz and I can have more company than each other (not that that isn’t sufficient…) Oh, and I need ideas on insanely brilliant dance moves to incorporate into the B.K.S Dance…. Fucck i am excited for the Macca’s Party, time to put persons to the blogs, shall be...
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
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CONTACTS!!
Jaedi: Mummy!! Do you like my pretty green contacts??
Mum: (Looks Closer)
Jaedi: Well???.........
Mum: Look in the light..
Jaedi: (Looks Up)
Mum: Ewww... they're gross
Jaedi: Ahh!! No!! They're Amazing and I'm BEAUTIFUL!
Mum: If you think that then why did you ask?
Jaedi: Your only supposed to do what your told!! Bad Mum!!
Mum: Ughh... go away and peel that plastic off your eyes!
Jaedi: Your Jealous!
Mum: No my eyes are green naturally!
Jaedi: Look in the light!
Mum: (Looks up)
Jaedi: HAH! They're gross and there's nothing you can do about it cos they're NATURAL!
Mum: We should have sent you to a military camp......
Apr 9th
JAEDI COME TO THE BEYONCE CONCERT WITH LEE AND I
shazzyfizzle: BITCH COME!!! TICKETS GO ON SALE THIS TUESDAY!!!!! WE HAVE TO GO!! OH MY GOD!! ABSOLUTELY!! YESS!! I need to use my moves that I practiced of how to clear people out of the way and get to the front barrier!! I AM SOO DOWN IT’S NOT FUNNY!! OH MY GOD B.K.S DANCE!! YOU BETTER COME TO WORK!! PRACTICE BEGINS TOMORROW!! Xx Jaedi
Apr 9th
Uggghh!!
Am currently in ultra fail mode, as I can’t remember how to get photos off my stupid stupid stupid fone!! Arrrghh!! Why can’t everything just have USB cords!! ARRGHH!! So now I am currently battling the laptop, if I don’t make another post, it means I’ve lost and have gone to Fmylife.com to make me feel better!! Emotionally unstable anyone?? HAHAAHH!! Xx Jaedi
Apr 6th
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Apr 1st
CURRENTS...
Currents. Current Mood: Itching to go shopping… Current Music: Love,Sex,Magic - JT and Ciara… HOT! Current Thought: ‘Please let nothing go wrong tonight at work..’ Current Indulgence: Aerated Water!! Found in an asian shop at Sunnybank :) Current Desire: To do the Burn Dance…. he he he…. Xx Jaedi
Apr 1st
“Miley Cyrus has everything going for her…..”
– The Guy on the News…. Yeah, except her teeth look like they’re trying to jump out of her mouth…. Ughhh… Xx Jaedi
Apr 1st
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March 2009
35 posts
CURRENT!
Currents. Current Mood: Beyond Tired… Current Music: Mauboy….. Maximum Burnage… Current Thought: ‘Fuck I organised a staff meeting for my day off’ Current Indulgence: Chocolate Sundaes from McDonalds… Current Desire: A new xbox game… Xx Jaedi
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
SUCCESS!!
My Blog is about to get alot more interesting now that I can put photo’s up! Xx Jaedi
Mar 30th
Mar 30th
$6.00 Wigs from the Reject Shop..
I have almost won the battle with my fone to put fotos on the computer… Till I do… WATCH THIS SPACE!! Xx Jaedi
Mar 30th
WOO HOO!!
Happy Birthday you hot skanks!! March was an ultra fail this year but at least we’re finishing on a high! High hopes for April?? ME NEITHER! Except the epic birthday party at McDonalds shall be the highlight!! Look I even got off my lazy a$$ and blogged for you guys!! Happy Birthday Lucy and Shaz! Hope you guys get everything you want! Xx Jaedi
Mar 30th
Shaz and Lucy RE: Birthday
Am totally there, so post the details mingahs I can decide which of my beautiful cheap new sale clothes I can wear…… Mwhahaha!! Xx Jaedi P.S If I had just gone to work today like I was supposed to I would still have money! NO DWELLING ON THE PAST! NEW CLOTHES!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Mar 21st
Saving = Ashlee Simpson
Today was an ultra fail in terms of my supposed saving efforts…. Yesterday I decided while at work… ALONE… (haha, it’s all good shaz) that I wanted a laptop so all those days that I was all alone in the shop I could be doing more constructive things then reading the same cosmopolitan magazine thats been in the shop for YEARRSSSSS….. So I decided I would begin a...
Mar 21st
Mar 21st
Ugghh.....
It’s country week on American Idol and the Black chick is murdering that independence day song…. Leave it to Carrie Underwood……. If she rubbed her face more, she would totally be safe this week….. Aww… Mauboy…. DEPRESSED….. I’m going to bed now.. Ugghhh… early night! FAIL! Xx Jaedi P.S Haha, now she’s trying to defend her...
Mar 18th
Current Mood: Beyond Depressed....
FUCK FUCK FUCK….. I am so gutted right now…. Work sucks and now not going to the MTv Awards sucks…. Ugh…. Am currently watching the American Idol repeat from yesterday and have completely changed my mind…. I am not above ruining the marriages of nobodies….. I will totally do the wannabe’s… Mwhahaha! Changed my mind the name of this post...
Mar 18th
FUCK TO THE YES!
shazzyfizzle: Excuse my French but I Just found out who’s been added to the bill at the MTV AVMA’S :) ONE WEEK TILL I FLY OUT! :D Okay… MARK HOPPUS FROM BLINK 182 IS GOING TO BE THERE… WHOOOO ahaha and the Kaiser Chiefs :D SORRY JAEDI BUT… JESSICA MAUBOY IS PREFORMING… I WISH YOU WERE STILL COMING!! D: NOOOOO! If she performs “Burn” then I will do the burn dance in your honour! and I...
Mar 18th
Waking up early....
This morning I set my alarm for 6.00 am….. Ughh… It went off at 6.00am and I repeatedly hit the snooze button til 6.30am and have now pissed off everyone in the house with the crazy siren like alarm that was coming from my room…….. Oops…. So now I’m out of bed and waiting for everyone else to get up to get on my way to work…. Oh dear, I am...
Mar 18th
Mar 17th
AMERICAN IDOL 09
Is not that good….. Only one good looking person and their married….. I don’t seduce wannabe’s.. I don’t destroy the marriage’s of nobodies….. NOT INTERESTED! Come back when your famous! LAYBY! HAHAHHAHAHA… Xx Jaedi P.S I finally finished Resident Evil 5! Mwhahaha… ZOMBIES… Ahh!! Scary!
Mar 17th
Ugghh!!
Oh my gosh, Have been off tumblr for so long that am now official fail as blogger… Ugghhh… Oops, I just kicked my nephews toy truck and it fell down the stairs and its going beep beep beep and it’s ticking me off… Ughhh… Well, Just finished reading EVERYONE’s blogs and everyone hasn’t really been up to alot have we guys? Well Staff Meeting was...
Mar 17th
ahhhh lauren davies...
shazzyfizzle: you’re such a douche bag, Paris Hilton wannabe… you worry me. HAHAHAAH!! Oh my gosh, that is freaking fantastic Shaz… Xx Jaedi
Mar 17th
Ooh..........
Just finished reading everyone else’s blogs and catching up on what they’ve been doing, Everyone’s lives are so dramatic! Jealous??…. Absolutely…. Haha, Anyway…….. Friday was awesome, no work stayed home doing nothing then went clubbing the Browns Plains Supre Girls, they know how to have fun!! Haha, work Saturday with a very accident prone Fizzle and...
Mar 7th
Mar 5th
Fizzle.........
Bring your school work to work tomorrow…. I will be there on account of whats her name has food poisoning….. Suicide…….. How much Suicide?? ALOT………. Grrrr……… Work tomorrow….. and Sunday……. and Monday……. Oh work on Tuesday too……. and Wednesday…… Thursday as well??….....
Mar 5th
Haha... Mum
Mum picked me up from work after a late night which was real boring…. As normal, the conversation drifted to my plans for the weekend over our routine stop at Mc Donalds…. Mum: Would you like something else to eat? Jaedi: No Mum, I’m starving myself so I can fit in with all the orange anorexics in Sydney Mum: No, do something to stick out… Jaedi: What…. be the...
Mar 5th
Am COMPLETE fail as an ANOREXIC....
So, as you may or may not know….. I started trying to eat healthy in an effort to fit in with the Orange anorexic natives of Sydney, this means little to no bread, little to no sugar and lots of freaking salad…… So today the day started off very well, I drank my up and go (Woo hoo two weet-bix!!) Maybe I should only drink half of it, thats one weetbix…. ohhh thats like a...
Mar 2nd
SUCCESS!!
I knew as soon as the staff meeting was over how I would be able to judge it’s success… If I got on tumblr and there was a blog from Shaz saying what a complete waste of time tonight was… As there is (currently… lol) no blog saying that, I guess the staff meeting was a success!! Haha, we didn’t really have an agenda, it was good just to sit and re-group and just...
Mar 2nd
That clock thing horrifies me Shaz....
2,699 people killed themselves today….. That petrifies me…… Think of the effects of that…. 5,398 Parents ……. 10,796 Granparents…… That clock thing is awful, but it’s a big slap in the face….. I will go to bed feeling very humbled and thankful this evening…. Thankful that my life is not so bad, Thankful for my friends, my...
Mar 1st