Fri
Sep
25
Beyonce A.K.A ‘THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS’ has ridiculously said in an interview that she is a fan of Jessica Mauboy, she obviously has not seen Jessica perform, or up close in real life like I have, or she would withdraw that statement immediately…..
Mauboy is ridiculous….
Burn A.K.A Mauboy’s ONE Redeeming factor is not…
Xx Jaedi
Mon
Sep
21
Yes, I KNOW
Caramel Highlights seemed like an excellent idea at the time, but now we can all see that they are ridiculous and also that they are present in a foto that i will probably keep for the rest of my life…
FML FML FML!
RIDICULOUS!!
Xx
OKAY…..
SO THE BEYONCE KNOWLES SEDUCTION DANCE WORKED….
SHE SANG TO ME, SANG MY NAME TO EVERYONE IN THE CROWD, TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME TWICE AND GAVE ME HER TOWEL…….. WE DANCED TOGETHER TO EVERY SONG AND EVERYONE GOT SHITTY COS IT WAS JUST ME AND HER!!
HAHAHAHAHA!! EVERYONE I KNOW HATES ME SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW, BUT FML I FEEL AMAZING….
NO SHAZ, I’M LIKE MEGA CELEBRITY NOW, HAHAHA, WE MUST GO TO LADY GAGA….
SHUT UP I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED….
AS SOON AS I GET THE VIDEO, WE MUST ALL WATCH IT AND WORSHIP THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS BEYONCE…..
OH YEAH AND JESSICA MAUBOY IS STILL A MESS AND I THINK FLO RIDA WAS THERE…. MEH
I HAVE TO GO DIE NOW COS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! Xxxxxxxxxxxx
Fri
Sep
18
shazsays:
jaedi:
shazsays:
jaedi:
Oh hey everyone……
Yes I am still alive, here is an update:
- I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about.
- Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’
- I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing
- Oh yeah I’m a facebook whore.
- SHAZ OMFG, LAUREN DAVIES IS GETTING MARRIED AND WERE INVITED… RIDICULOUS
Xxxxxx Jaedi
omg JAEDI YOU’RE ALIVEEE!
- HOLY SHIT, THAT FAT PEICE OF SHIT IS GETTING MARRIED? WOW! IS THE WORLD GOING TO END? HAHAHA
- yeah, I noticed that Mauboy was getting fat hahaha THANK GOD, you’re not obsessed with her anymore
- still inlove with P.W.?
- oi man, lucie never got famous enough to exploit haha
I KNOW HEY, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS!!
OKAY… WAIT, THIS IS INTENSE:
- I KNOW AS IF SHE IS, HER FORMAL COLLECTION IS ALL KINDS OF HOT BUT WEDDING DRESS WILL BE RIDICULOUS
- MAUBOY IS SO GROSS, WE WENT TO WATCH HER IN THE VALLEY AND SHE WAS SWWEATING AND NASTY.. I WANTED TO DIE
- HAVEN’T DECIDED, WHEN ARE THEY TOURING AGAIN, HE MUST NOT GET AWAY.. DAMN ASHLEE SIMPSON
- HAHAHA, DEVASTATED ABOUT LUCIE, THAT WAS MY RETIREMENT MONEY, IM NOT GOING TO LIE, I NOW HAVE TO CONTINUE SELLING CLOTHES TO SKANKS…..
- SPEAKING OF THAT, YOU ARE STILL ON THE COMPUTER… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OI, ARE YOU GOING TO BEYONCE???
xxxxx
- No, I’m not going to Beyonce, i’m flying out to townsville the date of the show!
- hahah don’t think they’ll be touring in a while but who knows, you may run into P.W. soon! hahah Paramore, on the other hand, will be at next year’s soundwave if you didn’t already know.
- I was planning to use some of that money on something… hadn’t really thought about it BUT DAMN LUCIE! hahaha
- oh ew, she does like free performances at the queen street mall hahahah SHE’S NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE! AHAHA
- OH MY GOD HER DRESS WILL BE HOT! NO DOUBT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IF SHE DESIGNED FOR SUPRE, THAT DRESS WILL BE BANGING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Okay no, I am dying, thinking about how hysterical this is, we must be bridesmaids, Lauren Davies is suddenly the epitome of kool….. OMG SHE IS NOT!
- Sharon, we always spoke about going to see beyonce, I cant lie im absolutely devastated……
- OMG SOUNDWAVE, I MUST GO
- I KNOW DAMN LUCIE AND HER RIP OFF BEYONCE PERFORMANCES, WE MUST ENCOURAGE HER TO AUDITION AGAIN NEXT YEAR
- I heard about that, me and steph were going to go to queen street and throw rocks, but its so far from springfield and i dont know where to find rocks in the city…. hmmmm…..FML
AHAHAHAHHA Xxxxxx
Okay, so I like love tumblr again, except I am soo useless at keeping it updated, heres more stuff thats happened since shaz’s birthday (I KNOW FOREVER AGO)
- FML The hairdresser at stfans ruined my hair, I now have this like golden feral foil streak shit in my hair… I must die immediately
- Im still at Supre and am now known as ‘The Supre Dude’.. FML I was supposed to be the mysterious hot blonde that broke up the Simpson-Wentz Marriage…
- Beyonce is on Sunday and I am soooo excited, Ive been practicing elbow jabs to get to the front, so ridiculously excited im not even kidding
- Oh I cant think of anything else………….
But I love that you guys love my posts, f**king rad bitches Xxxxxx
shazsays:
jaedi:
Oh hey everyone……
Yes I am still alive, here is an update:
- I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about.
- Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’
- I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing
- Oh yeah I’m a facebook whore.
- SHAZ OMFG, LAUREN DAVIES IS GETTING MARRIED AND WERE INVITED… RIDICULOUS
Xxxxxx Jaedi
omg JAEDI YOU’RE ALIVEEE!
- HOLY SHIT, THAT FAT PEICE OF SHIT IS GETTING MARRIED? WOW! IS THE WORLD GOING TO END? HAHAHA
- yeah, I noticed that Mauboy was getting fat hahaha THANK GOD, you’re not obsessed with her anymore
- still inlove with P.W.?
- oi man, lucie never got famous enough to exploit haha
I KNOW HEY, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS!!
OKAY… WAIT, THIS IS INTENSE:
- I KNOW AS IF SHE IS, HER FORMAL COLLECTION IS ALL KINDS OF HOT BUT WEDDING DRESS WILL BE RIDICULOUS
- MAUBOY IS SO GROSS, WE WENT TO WATCH HER IN THE VALLEY AND SHE WAS SWWEATING AND NASTY.. I WANTED TO DIE
- HAVEN’T DECIDED, WHEN ARE THEY TOURING AGAIN, HE MUST NOT GET AWAY.. DAMN ASHLEE SIMPSON
- HAHAHA, DEVASTATED ABOUT LUCIE, THAT WAS MY RETIREMENT MONEY, IM NOT GOING TO LIE, I NOW HAVE TO CONTINUE SELLING CLOTHES TO SKANKS…..
- SPEAKING OF THAT, YOU ARE STILL ON THE COMPUTER… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OI, ARE YOU GOING TO BEYONCE???
xxxxx
Oh hey everyone……
Yes I am still alive, here is an update:
- I still hate Ashlee Simpson, red hair makes her look hideous which I’m stoked about.
- Jessica Mauboy got fat and ridiculous so I am no longer obsessed with her, I am still obsessed with ‘BURNN’
- I am currently practicing the B.K.S Dance (Beyonce Knowles Seduction) it’s going to be amazing
- Oh yeah I’m a facebook whore.
- SHAZ OMFG, LAUREN DAVIES IS GETTING MARRIED AND WERE INVITED… RIDICULOUS
Xxxxxx Jaedi
